When I went to Greece, there was a small shop that sold "fantastic" souveniers. There were vast selections of badges on sale, none of which had anything to do with Greece. However, the things written on the badges were a sure-fire must for any football hooligan visiting Greece (there are more than you'd think); almost all the badges managed to open with "Fuck off", followed by a reason for the person in question to fuck off. I settled with the one which read "fuck off fuck off CUNT BASTARD CUN". The mystery over how they managed to spell "cunt" correctly one time then fail the next is beyond me. Anyway, the word "cun" is now a popular joke/insult used amongst buddies. Oh the joy.
