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How Jeph sounds on the microphone
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,381
Peak in subgenre #123
Author
Jeph
Uploaded
December 08, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:41
Lyrics
Verse
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If the shoe fits, wear it...
My verse is always HOT, I'm sorry
but I'ma have to son you officially on Maury/
You could call me, like our previous collabo(1)
Im so ahead of my time so I knew it would be ammo/
For Rambo to get a head shot on somebody
Then I chill like an Italian and just "Fageddaboudit"/
If you thinkin I'm wildin'(2), you probably right
[But] I know you're like Mike Jackson, you wanna be white/
Somebody havin an identity crisis...
He only named himself that to make friends on myspace/
and I went to his profile and looked at his pic
but the kid is so ugly Tom called it pornographic/
cuz they thought it was a picture of a vaginal disease
Then somebody popped out like "NOPE, THAS ME!!!"/
Look, you ugly, Im glad this the internet
You would have scared away Gfunk like Godzilla steps(3)/
You should give Timbaland a portion of your profit
cuz his stock's 'Goin Down' since this Yung'n Joc'd it/
Look, I don't even need to know your real name
just to make you run home like a baseball game/
So call it a grand slam or an IHOP breakfast
Get beaten or get eaten -- Yo preference/
Before me you ain't have mic presence
Until you gave me a call, I gave you some lessons/
("...sing it along with slim thug...")
...or sing it with Rick Ross
Cuz you "Hustlin Hustlin"
Workin for Kmart, and grocery kart "Pushin it"/
one thing you should admit
Is you aint never went a day in your life
without postin on 'tism, you wake up and type/
then you put on ya school shoes and walk 3 miles
Is that how you come up with those whack freestyles??/
Cuz errbody knows he's from the country
stuck with his 5 sisters in Kentucky(4)/
I did Beat Genetikz but I guess you weren't lucky(5)
...scarin away beats cuz you so Ugly/
They told me I don't have enough punchlines(6)
but I disgraced Kaotik so Somebody's lyin/
somebody gettin hurt real bad
We never wanted you in Final Draft(7), (U Mad?)/
Cuz anything you say against me is false
But I forgive yo until your finished with menopause/
not yet Christmas but you could ask SantaClause
Mic skillz are on the bad list, NO PRESENTS(presence) YALL!/
Forget it man, I'll explain the case later
I should let you win just like Pace Maker(8)/
But instead I'll tape ya and piss on you
cuz lyRikelly I'll R Kelly these 16's dude/
I come thru sorta like ya dad's condom
and ruin your whole life just like Bin Laden/
So hide in a cave if you aint feelin brave
and your so black, you could blend in anyway/
We could battle next year and you'd still be whack
Even my Dad is African, and he aint THAT black!/
And I can't be fake cuz im half-caucausion too
like Intellect...we paid in full/
Somebody homie I aint really tryin to hate on you
Cuz your a real good cat...for some asian food/
(Background Info)
(1) last year I recorded his battle verse over the phone
(2) I know he's gonna do a punchline about me lookin like Nick Cannon [Wildin' Out], but to me that's a compliment cuz the ladies love
him!
(3) GFunk is asian, Godzilla was in Japan--forget it lol
(4) when i was on the phone with him, there were a bunch of lil girls being loud in the background, he had to leave the room...i guess those were his sisters lol
(5) Somebody tried to make a beat, its on his soundclick
(6) In my last battle, Some told me lyrically I would have lost
(7) He was affiliated with my crew "Final Draft", but never officially in it
(8) Pace Maker suprisingly didn't argue his loss to Somebody last round
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