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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #5,060
Peak in subgenre #286
Author
JOKERJOE2
Rights
YEAH, DONT TOUCH IT!
Uploaded
December 11, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:09
Story behind the song
re make of the first version, better thi time, slower, . pertty much what it should have been
Lyrics
chorus:
Yeah im an asshole, & yeah I speak my mind//
Ive mastered sarcasm, & I eat ya weakened lines//
Yeah I crack jokes, ya lucky it aint ya dome//
I got a victim hitlist, so guess what, ya aint alone//
Put it on blast, im an international asshole, Ask Hov//
he told ya, there’s not enough stamps on ya passpo’t//
Everybody knows, that im known around the world//
Yo lemme know how my dick tastes, after ya go down on ya girl//
Come to me lookin for trouble, ima give ya what ya ask fo’//
no I don’t wrassle, my cash flow lets me blast fo’s//
Im livin tha perfect life, wit my wife, like Eddie Hasko’//
Im hot like Old El Paso, pockets fat like Willie Sasso//
Fast foward To Tha Future, lets play Back the life you lived//
Ya make just enuff ta stuff ya stomach, who tha fuck ya tryna kid?//
Why you tryna flip tha script, everybody knows tha deal//
You faker than Brittney’s tits, & everybody knows im real//
Ima give you a few lessons, bout how ta handle ya bizz//
Keep my name out ya mouth, or ima kill ya wife and kidz//
I aint hear ta carve beef, im just telling ya like it iz//
Tha truth hurts, like sharp teeth, ya wife bites before I jizz//
chorus:
Yeah im an asshole, & yeah I speak my mind//
Ive mastered sarcasm, & I eat ya weakened lines//
Yeah I crack jokes, ya lucky it aint ya dome//
I got a victim hitlist, so guess what, ya aint alone//
Yeah im an asshole, & yeah I speak my mind//
Ive mastered sarcasm, & I eat ya weakened lines//
Yeah I crack jokes, ya lucky it aint ya dome//
I got a victim hitlist, so guess what, ya aint alone//
Tha mans mad, he shouts “Damn!”, it’s a fact he cant stand it//
That im and international champ, kickin ass around tha planet//
You can call me an ASS if ya want to, im glad to have tha name//
im tha one ya sittin under, on tha ladder of fame//
People say “ask em a question, You can hear his sarcasm//
He may piss off a lot of dogs, But still tha bitches bark at em”//
Yeah its true I talk shyt, but really, listen, its all jokes//
But if a cat flaps his trap, then he’s gettin his jaw broke//
It aint nothing personal people, just a chip on my shoulder//
Like when I dotted my wifes eye, “stop it bitch” what I told her//
She came at me in tha wrong way, & even a worse time//
I aint wanna hit her again, so I hurt her the first time//
Now we aint never had a problem, & she my lady on the side//
For her to ever leave my side, she’s be crazy in tha mind//
So yeah, call me what you want to, just leave me to play tha role//
Just don’t hate what you’ve created, cant you bitches take a joke?//
chorus:
Yeah im an asshole, & yeah I speak my mind//
Ive mastered sarcasm, & I eat ya weakened lines//
Yeah I crack jokes, ya lucky it aint ya dome//
I got a victim hitlist, so guess what, ya aint alone//
Yeah im an asshole, & yeah I speak my mind//
Ive mastered sarcasm, & I eat ya weakened lines//
Yeah I crack jokes, ya lucky it aint ya dome//
I got a victim hitlist, so guess what, ya aint alone//