Some good old fashioned Sloppy Love south of the border.
Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
The Ultimate Middle Aged One Man Boy Band
Lyrics
It's been awhile since my tastebuds have really tasted
I still have faith that my tastebuds will not be wasted
I think what they need is a good old fashioned shocko
I'd like to get inside of your vertical taco.
I've lived in the grey area for quite awhile
Things in grey area still tend to make me smile
In a vote for mayor of grey area,well it's a locko
I win hands down inside of your vertical taco...
And I'm singing ,"Humminna,humminna,humminna,"
As my erotic eroder erases
All your frigid floodgate phobias furloughing in your private places
I'm singing,"Humminna,humminna,humminna",
Methodically tickling your tender mercies
But I'll prolong impending pleasure,you'll have to hold on a couple more versies.
'cause it's not the deed or the memory,it's the anticipation
And your self-fulfilling phallic fantasies milk my motivation
I've got you squirming between a hard place and a rocko
As I put the cunny kybosh down on your vertical taco.
Now I'm performing like an oral surgeon on the surge
And you're responding to the pressure like a virgin on the verge
With my sense of Pavlov telling me it's time to don a smocko
To sop up the pooty puddles pulsing from your vertical taco...
And I'm singing ,"Humminna,humminna,humminna",
You're moaning,"There,right there,right there!"
I'm spelling 'A-B-C-1-2-3-A-B-C'
You're warning ,"Baby,watch the pubic hair!"
I'm singing,"Multiple,multiple,multiple"
You're moaning,"I know,I know,I know!"
I'm spelling,'S-O-S-O-S-O-S',
You're yelling,"Yes,oh yes,oh yes,oh yes!"
As your formerly frigid floodates finally overflow.
It's resurrecstasy to discover your G-spot in it's fleshy shell
Hell I think we've found your H-I-J-K spots as well
My mentor is my Mexican bullfighter friend named Paco
Who taught me to turn a pout into a smile on your vertical taco.
You're lying there deeply satisfied sheepishly grinning
But just say the word and I'll repeat from the beginning
If I may be so bold as to ask you a favour to make this night complete-o
Would you like a little taste test of my big bad beef burrito?
Vertical taco...
