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I've Got Body Hair
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A parody to 'I've Been Everywhere' by Johnny Cash
parody funny satire
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Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay
This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff. This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny
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Country • Alternative Country
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#6,386 today Peak #21
#1,044 in subgenre Peak #2
Author
Phil Alexander
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Phil Alexander
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March 05, 2007
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 2:45
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I was drivin' my car along the A30 Basingstoke-a road When I picked up a hippy, I thought to myself "well, I'll be blowed" "I'll take you on to Basingstoke," an' then I saw his hair When he climbed into my motor, 'cause it dangled everywhere I joked that he's a werewolf, but he didn't understand Well, he said, "Listen! Yes, I'm hairy and it's not just on my hands" I've got body hair, man I've got body hair, man Like a yeti bare, man Here and there and THERE! man Oh, it grows everywhere, man I've got body hair I'm covered Head, toe Down below Elbow On my muscles Fingertips Both my hips And lips Blood corpuscles Quadriceps Triceps Biceps Skin scales Radius Pancreas Bilious Fingernails Mid-knee Kidney Sidney Intersticial Superficial On patella A capella Hairy fella I've got body hair, man I've got body hair, man Crossed the deserts, bare, man I'm your worst nightmare, man I make all the people stare, man I've got body hair I've hair on My thighs My eyes My flies And my carpals Gluteus Maximus Humerus Metatarsals Nasal hair Navel hair Uvula Genitalia My coccyx Eye sockets Trouser pockets Words'll fail ya Ocular Jocular Cochlea Down my back Six pack Scrotal sack In my crack Hair attack I've got body hair, man I've got body hair, man I've got hair to spare, man It's like something I wear, man I've got more than my share, man I've got body hair I got it Dorsal Ventral Central Ventricular Varicose Bellicose Haricots Lenticular Laryngeal Pharyngeal Phalangeal Femoral Thoracic Elastic Jurassic Federal Eyeballs Highballs My balls Infra-kernel Supra-sternal Epidermal Exothermal In the journals I've got body hair, man I've got body hair, man See it and despair, man I tell ya, it isn't fair, man I've keratin underwear, man I've got body hair Like an' Alpaca Backpacker Chewbacca Hairy wookie What a trog What a hog Sheepdog Or saluki Renal Rectal Retinal In my ova Scapula Fibula Jugular It's all over Lumbar Thumb, ah Tongue, urh Filament'ry Aliment'ry Element'ry Ev'ry entry Hairy kiri I've got body hair, man I've got body hair, man Pelt just like a bear, man Coiffure's beyond repair, man It's how I will pay my fare, man I've got body hair
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Drumnjon
Oct 26, 2014
BRILLIANT MAN...VERY COOL:):):):) DRUMNJON:)