From the Dramac 2007 pantomime 'Takeshi and the Not So Special Princess'. Recorded by Deon www.myspace.com/soundscaping
Comedy hiphop rap parody jokes funny crude humor humour rude rapping freestyle
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Story behind the song
Dramac 2007 pantomime "Takeshi and the Not-So-Special Princess".
featuring The Moroccan Rollers:
-Tal on djembe and backup vocals
-Chris on bongo
-Lucas on guitar
Lyrics
(Luke Brattoni)
Yo, listen up Princess Esmervelda
You send my heart racing helter skelter
I’m the… savvy star known as Caviar
Marry me, we’ll be together for evermore
Dear princess Esmervelda, if it’s pearls you want, I’ve got ‘em
My wallet is so full that I’ve got diamonds up the bottom
My palace is encrusted in all kinds of precious jewels
I own five hundred camels and a dozen swimming pools
Each day I fill my bathtub with fine honey, wine and milk
My bedroom’s carved from marble and my carpet’s made of silk
My servants make the meals, wash the sheets and sweep the floors
So marry me, my princess and my riches can be yours
Oh princess Esmervelda, I’m linguistically endowed
My academic brilliance means to you’ll I’ll be avowed
My brain is filled with knowledge from all corners of the globe
I have a hundred honours on my graduation robe
I’m trained in several instruments and speak twelve languages
If my mind cannot solve a complex task, it anguishes
I may not have large muscles like those muscle-headed twerps
But I will serenade you in Elizabethan verse
My princess Esmervelda, I’m your messenger of love
I’ll pepper you with kisses on your lips, my precious dove
My fingers will caress your tender skin and stroke your hair
We’ll look into each other’s eyes and breathe each other’s air
Come swim within my ocean of bed linen in the sky
A cloud of sheets and pillows is the place where we can lie
So marry me, dear princess, for my love will blow your mind
And we can spend the rest of our lives together… entwined
Yo yo yo.
