A parody of the Rolling Stones' 'Wild Horses'. A sad saga of Pippin's digestive woes, featuring the deathless vocals of Merry and guitar work by KT...
Hello! Merry and Pippin are parody writers. We hope you enjoy our parodies of popular songs from the 50s thru 00s.
Lyrics
Wild food craving means queasiness through
Hot things I've shunned or I sought out the loo
Spiceless gravies and flavorless spam
You know I want victuals tasteless and bland
Mild courses: goodly pragmat' entree
Fired, vile sauces leave me gagging away
I clutched my tummy, had dull aching pain
Downed Pepto-Bismol, to keepeth me sane
Must keep intestines gastro-comply'n'
Food treats me much better if plain on my tine
Mild courses means that bowels don't complain
Mild, mild courses cause no flatulent pain…
I groan while chilis, they set me afire
Pepper-fired seas'nings? Digestive-ly dire
Hate jalapenos; zing, I despise
If you are giving curries I dies…
Mild courses, puddin' pasty and whey
Mild, mild courses - no frying I pray…
Mild courses, shunnin' zesty okay?
Vile vile salsas - must hide them away…
