You've gone and pressed the button
Setting off the fire alarm
Your gonna be in trouble
But the busies won't do you any harm
Quieten down
There's nothing to see here
Pipe the fuck down now
Said the lady with a sneer!
Time to evacuate
Time for you to leave the building
It's about a quarter to eight
And the firemen are on their way in
There's no fire sir
Make your way inside
Just a false alarm
But someone could have died
You're going to loose your deposit sir
For the bill we had to pay
The fire service doesn't like false alarms
But they always have their way.
