I offered a couple of coins
in exchange for her benevolent loins
She said "Well, then, with you
I could spend a night or two."
Then I offered my knees
and said "Do rest here, please.
You seem so pale and wane
like your blood's been all drained."
So she smiled and sat down
without as much as a frown
(her butt young & ripe)
not a trace of alarm
She said "An old gutted cripple can do me no harm."