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Scooter Justice
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A mix of handcrafted MIDI tracks, Band-in-a-Box accompaniment tracks, and electric and acoustic guitars.
This site is mainly a temporary holding pen for stuff under construction. You can visit my other website at http://www.soundclick.com/ljmontgomery for more tunes.
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Genre
Country • Country Swing
Charts
Peak #188
Peak in subgenre #15
Author
LJ Montgomery
Rights
2007 by LJ Montgomery
Uploaded
July 25, 2007
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:08
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Number 5 of 50 (hopefully). Read the lyric and sing along...
Lyrics
Scooter Justice Ya got a ton of legal eagles Workin' for your side You got friends in high places Raising money to save your hide So you go before a jury And a judge, and plead your case But they say that you are guilty 30 months, 250K So you scream about injustice Get your friends to write op-eds Have their media compatriots On all the talking heads Make yourself out as a victim Just forgetful don’t ya know “no underlying crime” they keep on saying on every Fox News show (Chorus) So the President protects you And shields you from your fate Just keep your mouth shut through ‘08 And a pardon will await And for those pesky legal fees There's no need to fret 'cause if “Scooter Justice” is applied Your friends cover your debt Four felonies the jury said Was what the evidence showed The judge was a Republican The sentence middle-of-the-road Compared to other felons Who committed the same crimes An’ the appeals court saw no reason You shouldn’t start serving time (Chorus) So the President protects you And shields you from your fate Just keep your mouth shut through ‘08 And a pardon will await And for those pesky legal fees There's no need to fret 'cause if “Scooter Justice” is applied Your friends cover your debt (Bridge) If "average Joe" were to shred The records that might well have led To jail time on his boss’s head It would seem a waste of time To claim “No underlying crime” (Instrumental verse) (Chorus) But the President protects you And shields you from your fate Just keep your mouth shut through ‘08 And a pardon will await And for those pesky legal fees There's no need to fret 'cause if “Scooter Justice” is applied Your friends cover your debt
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