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Dumb Ass Hos
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Hilarious and honest piece about whores
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momowilly, the best thing smoking, heard that hip-hop was dead and that they were looking for her. She's been known to slay beats and beasts with a vengeance. With a voice like cognac sprinkled with gravel, momowilly grabs and holds your attention. More than a spoken word artist, rapper, lyricist, or femcee, she is a philosopher with aphorisms frequently in rhyme. Crafting pieces that infuse traditional hip-hop, performance poetry, and comedy, she offers a style unlike any other. With sex appeal rivaling any in the game, momowilly eschews the tired "lick me to like me" brand of rhyme that her contemporaries used to shoot up the charts and, ultimately, drop out of America's consciousness just as quickly. "I can be the baddest with the phattest, but what else after that? Chicks need to step their game up," momowilly offers with an eye roll.
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop Spoken Word
Author
momowilly
Rights
2007
Uploaded
July 25, 2007
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.2 MB 128 kbps 1:16
Story behind the song
momowilly was angry.
Lyrics
I got some dumb ass friends Maybe you can relate Chicks who have to bring home Every dude they meet or date Always saying “He’s Cute” ‘Bout the snaggletooth wildebeest Every new friend or suitor Taken bets on when he’ll beat Just flinging ‘em that pussy Takes next to nothing Dudes don’t even spend money Just call once or something These dumb ass hoes That’s right I call ‘em that If you can’t let your friend know You’ll be labeled a hoodrat See, you can’t keep company When company can’t keep on pants You’ll go out to eat or shop An’ hear snickers and laughs I’m not saying you should Give a fuck about them But you’re doin’ homegirl a disservice Lettin’ her go down on every friend When she say dumb shit like “I’m a woman, I got needs” Let her dumb ass know Dick ain’t necessary to breathe When she calls you and Bebe’s kids still awake Tell her dumb ass to hang up the phone Find some arts and crafts or bake When she steady try’n to find A sitter for Saturday’s party Tell her dumb ass stay home wit’ ‘em Play charades or karaoke Be a real friend Don’t let your girl stay a slut Help her get her mind straight ‘stead o’ getting’ it straight in the butt...
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