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Sex & Chocolate
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Sex or chocolate. Hmm... Which one would *you* rather have? How about both? ;-)
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Acoustic folk music with a quirky, humorous twist.
Urban Tapestry is an award-winning Toronto-based filk/folk trio composed of Jodi Krangle, Allison Durno, and Debbie Ridpath Ohi. Their musical styles run from traditional folk ballads to blues to pop and humor, with a variety of vocal and instrumental arrangements. Their songs have been featured on both U.S. and Canadian radio stations. Urban Tapestry currently have three albums available in tape and CD format. For more information, see their Website at .
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #10
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Debbie Ridpath Ohi/Jodi Krangle
Rights
1997
Uploaded
September 09, 2003
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MP3 2.5 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
We do a lot of jamming in music circles and though circles can often turn baudy, we never had anything to sing in such a situation. Now we do. And for the record, both *are* the best when they're combined. ;-)
Lyrics
Great Auntie Moira was my favorite aunt She painted her cheekbones bright blue She skiied and she danced and she ate raw egglplants and played Beatle's tunes on the kazoo. Great Auntie Moira was many years old A hundred and five, she agreed When asked to divulge how to live a long life, she said, "There are only two things that you need." CHORUS: Sex and chocolate... what a lovely pair! Eating chocolate truffles in your underwear Sex and chocolate... go hand in hand They're the things that make life so grand. BRIDGE: The best things in life are forbidden And often have unattached strings Julie Andrews showed she missed out in a big way When she sang My Favorite Things. (Spoken: Cuz she never mentioned...) CHORUS: Great Auntie Moira has left this earth But hasn't left loved ones alone She willed them a collection of her exotic toys and ten pounds of sweet Toblerone. Sex and chocolate are addictive, both are sweet Both inspire guilt and get you off your feet They're wonderful when you just want to unwind And both are the best when they're combined! Oh... CHORUS:
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