Name: Sex & Chocolate
Channel: Debbie Ridpath Ohi/Jodi Krangle
Description: "Sex & Chocolate" is a song by Urban Tapestry. Sex or chocolate. Hmm... Which one would *you* rather have? How about both? ;-)

Sex & Chocolate

Urban Tapestry

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Sex or chocolate. Hmm... Which one would *you* rather have? How about both? ;-)

folk humor funny quirky a

Urban Tapestry

Acoustic folk music with a quirky, humorous twist.

Urban Tapestry is an award-winning Toronto-based filk/folk trio composed of Jodi Krangle, Allison Durno, and Debbie Ridpath Ohi. Their musical styles run from traditional folk ballads to blues to pop and humor, with a variety of vocal and instrumental arrangements. Their songs have been featured on both U.S. and Canadian radio stations. Urban Tapestry currently have three albums available in tape and CD format. For more information, see their Website at .

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #10

Peak in subgenre #6

Author

Debbie Ridpath Ohi/Jodi Krangle

Rights

1997

Uploaded

September 09, 2003

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

We do a lot of jamming in music circles and though circles can often turn baudy, we never had anything to sing in such a situation. Now we do. And for the record, both *are* the best when they're combined. ;-)

Lyrics

Great Auntie Moira was my favorite aunt 
She painted her cheekbones bright blue 
She skiied and she danced and she ate raw egglplants and played Beatle's tunes on the kazoo. 

Great Auntie Moira was many years old 
A hundred and five, she agreed 
When asked to divulge how to live a long life, she said, "There are only two things that you need." 

CHORUS: 
Sex and chocolate... what a lovely pair! 
Eating chocolate truffles in your underwear 
Sex and chocolate... go hand in hand 
They're the things that make life so grand. 

BRIDGE: 
The best things in life are forbidden 
And often have unattached strings 
Julie Andrews showed she missed out in a big way 
When she sang My Favorite Things. (Spoken: Cuz she never mentioned...) 

CHORUS: 

Great Auntie Moira has left this earth 
But hasn't left loved ones alone 
She willed them a collection of her exotic toys 
and ten pounds of sweet Toblerone. 

Sex and chocolate are addictive, both are sweet 
Both inspire guilt and get you off your feet 
They're wonderful when you just want to unwind 
And both are the best when they're combined! Oh... 

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