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Girl meets loaf. Girl loses loaf. Girl learns to live with the loss of her loaf.
cheese weird odd death chicken funny ass shit humor evil magical cheesy biscuit
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Looking for a song about sh*biscuits and/or golden chickens? Hasenyager combines comedy and music in order to realize your dreams.
Hasenyager is an Americanized version of Haschenjager, which is German for 'rabbit hunter.' I am that hunter, or huntress, if you will, and I take my profession very seriously. Which means that, actually, I don't hunt rabbits. I do, however, make half-assed music with Audacity, and upload it onto SoundClick.
Song Info
Genre
Alternative • Experimental
Charts
Peak #703
Peak in subgenre #140
Author
Hasenyager
Rights
Hasenyager 2007
Uploaded
August 07, 2007
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:44
Story behind the song
Contains loaf abuse.
Lyrics
Loaf It's a portion of bread baked into the shape of a Loaf Usually oblong with a rounded top it's Loaf Made of flour, which is wheat--that's an auto- troph With my own hands, I have created this loaf And as the yeast rises So does the beating of my heart My own loaf I will hold it in my arms and sing a lullabye And I know, or at least I think I know That I love this loaf Loaf I have come and seen and conquered and now I will Loaf I've just baked a batch of bread--that's a tin full of Loaf While it cools I think I'll rest awhile on the Sof...a While I wait for my beautiful loaf And I know that if I touch it now my fingers will bleed From the loaf I baked it so long that precious stones were created in it by pressure And I know or at least I think I know that I'll love this loaf I never knew that loaves Could give me so much joy I never knew that loaves Were magical and smelt like sunshine Now I will always bake loaves Because they are the strongest legal drug I never knew that loaves Could fill this loaf-shaped hole inside my soul Loaf That I left out, now it's rotting. Oh my god, Loaf Once encrusted with the brightest of diamonds, Loaf It's gone off to better kitchens, but how will I cope With the fact that I killed my poor loaf And I know that it was my own fault and I deserve to be poisoned for it For the loaf I did all that I could, and somehow it wasn't enough But I know, or at least I think I know That I loved that loaf
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