A great tale of Jimmy and Billy Lee kicking ass as the Double Dragon.
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Lyrics
Billy Lee Jimmy Lee,
Beatin mutha fuckas till there's blood in their pee,
Rippin' off limbs and making them an amputee,
Cocks big around as a redwood tree,
Bashin' through these faggots without breakin a sweat,
Wearin tight jeans and a small ass vest,
Ain't even gotta axe and bitches show me they bress,
They fanooter drippin' and it's makin' a mess,
Walk to the right, kill them bitches,
Walk to the left in my tight ass britches,
Goin' up top, bout to throw that punk,
Face first dropped in some kangaroo spunk,
Try to rush me and I'll grab you by the throat
Drop that knife and I'll stab you in the scrote,
Bitch don't test me next thing you know,
All yo guts be layin on the flo.
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
Dick so long that it's draggin on the flo
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
Dick so long that it's draggin on the flo
Double dragon mutha fucka double dragon ho
That black clad nigga stole my bitch,
Chafin' my nutz like I got jock itch,
Flyin' through the air I'm prepared to drop kick,
Kick his ball bag make him talk high pitch,
Python's reared and I'm ready to strike,
Caught me off guard, mother fucking dyke,
Abobo lurchin with his crew,
Gonna fuck this bitch up beat him to a different hue,
Dick is gushin out my pants gotta stark erection,
Shine it up real nice so you can see your reflection,
When it's quivering, watch out for beef injection,
Pounding on these pussies till they get a yeast infection,
We be ripped though we be just eight bit,
They all run because we go ape shit,
Show these dicks and if they ain't suckin,
Crack they head and get to skull fuckin'.
Now the final battle brothers face the shadow master,
He had frenzied fists of fury but my fists were faster,
Fought for fifty fervent days like Sting he is a laster,
Land the crushing blow and then I donkey punch that bastard,
Got my bitch back and now I reign supreme,
When we get home coat her with my man cream,
Rub it all in give her skin a nice sheen,
Pluggin both her holes with a "Dragon Double Team."
