Dear Mr. John Kerry

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based on the events with John Kerry at the University of Florida, from Andrew Meyer's POV. // produced by VTZ, them dudes is raw

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we're broke, we met in a trailer park, and we have shit equipment. which makes our audio sound like shit, so our music sounds out of tone and has funny sounds,

we're broke, we met in a trailer park, and we have shit equipment. which makes our audio sound like shit, so our music sounds out of tone and has funny sounds, and fucks with our voices. so we add a bunch of shit to cover the old shit, so that the shit seems to be shitty production. but it's shitty altogether. enjoy our shit. or don't. we don't really care.

Song Info

Genre

Hip-Hop • Hardcore Rap

Charts

Peak #303

Peak in subgenre #40

Author

TNC

Rights

2007

Uploaded

September 23, 2007

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:15

Story behind the song

DON'T TASE ME, BRO.

Lyrics

{Actual sound clips of Andrew Meyer}

[Chorus]
Dear Mr. John Ker-ry
I just wanted you to know
You're to blame for what they did to me
And it didn't have to be so

And Dear Senator John Ker-ry
Theres a million ways to make me go
And I'm begging for your mer-cy
Just PLEASE, please don't tase me, bro
(Don't tase me, bro!)

[Verse 1]
There I was, minding my own business
Everyone on YouTube's my witness
I had to sit through a two hour speech
And I just wanted to know when Bush would be impeached
But I learned my lesson
Never again will I ask John Kerry a question
This must be why you lost the election
You can't just electrocute anyone who speaks in your direction
Now I cringe everytime I feel -tension-
And I'm too ashamed to mention
That I lost the ability to get an erection
I just wanted to ask John about Skulls n Bones
But no, Gainesville cops are tools and drones
And fuck you, John, you could've made them stop
You're a Senator, they're donut eating cops
They were acting like I was on the pot
Goodness sakes, I'm amazed I wasn't shot
Do I look like I'm down with the gangsters?
I'm just your average class-clown, college prankster
Do I look like al-Qaeda? No, seriously, look
The worst thing I've ever done is spoil the last Harry Potter book
And some say I was crying, that's blasphemy
I admit, they rattled me
But you saw the way that fat cop straddled me
It was foul, bro, I got ripped off
It should've been that hot chick cop
And they say - how, they'd never scream "OW", bull ish
Do you know how painful fifty thousand volts is?
I didn't do anything wrong, it's all sad to me
An innocent victim of police brutality

[Chorus]
Dear Mr. John Ker-ry
I just wanted you to know
You're to blame for what they did to me
And it didn't have to be so

And Dear Senator John Ker-ry
Theres a million ways to make me go
And I'm begging for your mer-cy
Just PLEASE, please don't tase me, bro
(Don't tase me, bro!)

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