Stick your lights and shove your tree
Joy and laughter`s not for me
I`m happy just to wallow in my misery
While I get shitfaced for Christmas
Not for me the pretty lights
Thoughts of love with it`s sweet delights
Nobody will be sliding down that chimney tonight
I`m getting shitfaced for Christmas
All you need is some greed
And a fat man dressed in red
Your mince pies, second prize
So I think I`ll stay in bed....instead
And if it does or doesn`t snow
I won`t be going out you know
`cos I don`t think I could stomach all that ho ho ho
I`m getting shitfaced for Christmas
Take your mistletoe and wine
Stick it where the sun don`t shine
I`ll be so much happier by closing time
When I`ll be shitfaced for Christmas
Get boxing day out the way
Only get a short reprieve
Barely had time to fart
and you`re facing New Years Eve.....just breathe
And if you go to church tonight
You`re gonna hear the same old shite!
It`s superstitious nonsense and I`m being polite
I`m getting shitfaced
I`m getting shitfaced for Christmas
