Thirty Five Thousand Friends
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Well I Thought I'd found my princess
When I was surfin in cyber space
She was on a buddies list
I just had to click on her face,
Faster than my wireless broadband
I had us raisin two tiny kids
But her profile didn't match her smile
And I lost the reins on my eyelids.
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She's got thirty five thousand friends
That's a whole bunch more than I'd bargained for,
If she only had a few
She'd notice someone new
And I'd be like cruising in a benz
She's sizzlin hot, but she's got
Thirty five thousand friends.
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Well Christmas must cost a bundle
And a mighty sore tongue too
Licking all them stamps n envelopes
Bet her cute lips taste like glue,
She's a mind blowin web babe
Yeah there aint no ifs or buts
But any gal with that many pals
Has to be friends with some nuts.
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I can just see us sittin there eating Sunday lunch
Phone ringin and the doorbell chimin
I'd be gettin ulcers in my guts
And a hole in my stomach lining,
Well I aint lookin for a sweetheart
To chain to the kitchen sink
But I don't wanna need a bank loan
To buy a round of drinks.
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