I can't move out of my bed
because my obesity makes me sad
Cal-trans hates me because I put cracks on their asphalt
and my feet are under a lot of pressure
because they pull a white flat
they surrender
they surrender to my buldging stomache
I can't go 5 minutes without a cheeseburger in my palm
My heart is a ticking time bomb
My dick is so small flease make fun of it
They point and laugh, just like in gym class
I got man-boobies, they're bigger than a DOUBLE D
or a Thanksgiving Roast
Help me! I'm such a fatass
I help my pants up with ORION's BELT
ORION'S BELT.
