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A food song thoroughly endorsed by the Science in the Public Interest crowd.
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Artist picture
Surrealistic novelty songs, trenchant satire, and enlightened silliness to wake up the mind and make it smile.
I have been writing and performing songs since around 1977--composing most of my material in the mid-1990s. The wholly inadequate genre pigeonhole I could be crammed into with some difficulty is "novelty"--but my stuff ranges from the surrealistic to the darkly satirical to the just plain silly. I stick to 32-bar pop styles as a rule, but I have dabbled in blues, calypso, and other forms. My music sounds as if it were created from the 1920s through the 1950s in a parallel universe--the effect is entirely intentional. I try to wake up the mind and make it smile. If I must occasionally offend in the process, so be it.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #121
Peak in subgenre #12
Author
Andy Senior
Rights
1994, 2008
Uploaded
February 14, 2008
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.8 MB 128 kbps 1:57
Story behind the song
This pretty much does what it says on the box, but I note recently a story about people in Haiti actually eating dirt cookies because real food is so expensive. So I had to revive the song, of course.
Lyrics
EAT DIRT (7/19/94) Copyright 1994 Andy Senior Eat dirt! It can't hurt! They say burritos will kill you-- That pizza and popcorn will too-- So, though the taste doesn't thrill you-- Eat dirt! It's the right thing to do! Eat dirt! Be alert! Just shovel in that delicious soil And wrap up what's left in a piece of foil-- Then, have some white sand for dessert-- Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Eat dirt! What's chocolatey and fudgy makes your arteries all sludgy; The food that's nice and cheesy makes your ticker all diseasey; The dinner that tastes great'll be the one that will be fatal; A chili dog (or seven) will send you off to Heaven... Eat dirt! It's inert! What's more, your date will respect you If she's into animal rights; She'll never try to correct you-- Eat dirt! Take a few more big bites! Eat dirt! I assert! It satisfies and you won't get ill-- Why do you think that they call it "fill?" It's not that I mean to be curt, But eat dirt! Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Eat dirt! Eat dirt!
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