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Just One More Drink Not Two
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RETRO pub oom-pah-pah song for abstainers
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RETRO pop songs --- from another millennium and another galaxy.
My name's Pete. from Birmingham in UK-land. Nice to meet you ! I made a lot of very varied popsongs in the pre-digital age. I say they're McCartneyish, as I don't know how to categorize them. Allsorts. The description I use is RETRO I'm really a songwriter who wants others to perform these songs. So please bear that in mind as you grimace at my efforts to be acceptable. I'm especially concerned to write good lyrics, and if you do ever give some time to my stuff, I hope you will click to the lyrics and read those also. They don't come easy, you know. I'm plonking my songs here to give them a home, in the hope you might think they're not too bad. In fact, in the hope that you'll snap them up and I'll become an instant overnight megastar multi-millionaire. But failing that, I hope that you just like them. And if you do like one - I'd especially like it if you told me so. We all need strokes, eh ? Cheers ! Pete Songs-in-a-Bottle
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Genre
Pop Dance-Pop
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Pete of Songs in a Bottle
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Pete of Songs in a Bottle
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February 29, 2008
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MP3 3.8 MB 128 kbps 4:09
Story behind the song
i think i had monty python's fish slapping in mind when i conceived this mug touting waltz. i sort of imagine a whole tentful of people at the Munich beer festival chanting this (as they swig)
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last night in the pub I was subject to ribaldry, torment and jibe in answer to loud imprecations, I promised I would not imbibe I ventured a vow of forbearance and what a mistake it would be now to break it indeed to my word I'll be true so, just one more drink, not two to trim off this flab on my stomach, to tone up and lessen the bulge my firm resolution is I will in liquid no longer indulge all boozing is strictly forsworn now I'm sparing, restraining, and firmly abstaining indeed to my word I'll be true so, just one more drink, not two drinking is evil, I'm through with the stuff drinking is evil, I've almost had enough to whom it concerns in this matter I make this announcement of rotgut renouncement indeed to my word I'll be true so, just one more drink, not two drinking is something I'm serious about drinking is something I nearly do without I'll banish the craving and need for those bottles of pernicious brew I'll answer the temperance calling to shun, disavow and eschew (bless you) I've vowed to reduce and restrict now and with every sinew I will discontinue indeed to my word I'll be true so, just one more drink, not two
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