My friend do you have problems
You can't handle by yourself
Well step inside and look around
At the icons on our shelves
Pick one up and take it home
To sing to or to pray
Which God will you be worshipping today?
We could fit you with a loving God
To reward good deeds you do
How about a god more wrathful
To kill those not like you
How about a nice earth mother
Ease your cares away
Which God will you be worshipping today?
We've got Gods for all occasions
For whatever mood you're in
Roast the deviants in hell
Forgive your every sin
Rain down fire and flood and famine
While your children play
Which God will you be worshipping today?
Which God will you be worshipping today?
Which God will you be worshipping today?
