A big thanks to Steve à Gilbert for playing piano and organ on this one! :-)
This is Mark's stuff. Hope you enjoy!
Lyrics
My Little STD
She got lips like cherries
She got my diamond ring
She got a voice like honey
But like a bee, she stings
She’ll always be with me
My little STD
My little STD whatcha do to me?
Didn’t listen to my Daddy
I had to disagree
Now I’ll never be free
Of my little STD
When I got her motor runnin’
Boy she came on fast
She was my very first lover
She’s gonna be my last
She’s never gonna leave me
My little STD
My little STD whatcha do to me?
Didn’t listen to my Daddy
I had to disagree
Now I’ll never be free
Of my little STD
Instrumental verse
I grab the phone, she texted me
She gave me the 411, I said OMG
I gotta LOL at your IUD
‘Cause now IOU for my STD
My sweet little lady
There ain’t no one else
I’ll never love me another
I couldn’t live with myself
You’re never gonna leave me
My little STD