MY WIFE'S STILL HERE
You hear on the record of women who've lied
ran off with another or maybe they've died.
You may wonder why I sit here a cryin' a tear.
I'm sad and I'm sorry 'cause my wife's still here.
I sat and I pondered a feelin' so blue.
When I finally decided just what I would do.
Take her for a long walk off a very short peer.
But she's a good swimmer so my wife's still here.
I worked on my next plan for 2 months or more.
In a strange town I lost her in a department store.
But the local police thought they'd bring me some cheer.
They brought her back home and so my wife's still here.
