One lame-ass white boy, and friends....
Lame-Ass White Boy is a lame-ass white boy who just happens to do HipHop. I ain't no Emimem, hell, I ain't even no Ice Tea, but I can lay some shit on ya, it's all part of being me!
Story behind the song
The moral message thing is fine, but onece in a while ya just gotta bust loose and have a little fun!
Lyrics
Dirty South, dirty ho's, clean ass cars, fine ass clothes,
big ass wheels, big ass blunts, got a swingin pair of big ass nuts
We ain't scared'a nuthin, and we don't take no shit
We don't be no gangsta's, but we still bout it bout it
We don't sling no drugs just smoke some bud and we ain't bout no crime
We looking fo' fine ass bitches to help us pass the time
So if you be a def ass lady lookin fo' a dope ass man
These homeboys got just what you want, so girls lets make a plan
Dirty South, dirty ho's, clean ass cars, fine ass clothes,
big ass wheels, big ass blunts, got a swingin pair of big ass nuts
Lets get down get off the hook, Lets roll on up outa here
We be sippin on some Moet, fuck a bunch'a beer
So crawl up in my hummer with the 24's,
We'll ride in style and get buck wild, be bumpin all night long
I'll give ya the straight 411, I'm crazy bout ya doll
You'll be my shorty I'll tickle yo tonsils with my love monsta
Dirty South, dirty ho's, clean ass cars, fine ass clothes,
big ass wheels, big ass blunts, got a swingin pair of big ass nuts
We'll take it to the crib do the wild thing on the flo'
Bust a move Bust a nut, bust out hit the clubs some mo'
We'll get jiggy with it, floatin with the flow
We'll get crunk, lay down some funk, straight kickin til it's time to go
Then we'll jet on back to the crib, get butt naked in the kitchen
Bust anotha nut in yo butt gril this night's been bitchin'
Dirty South, dirty ho's, clean ass cars, fine ass clothes,
Big ass wheels, big ass, blunts, got a swingin pair of big ass nuts
Big ass tits big ass butts, gettin down with then big ass sluts
Phat-a-lacs with killer rims, flip-flop paint, and leather trim
Tahoes ridin on 24's with 6 18's hittin hard
We be smooth ridin round 10, 000 Watts of killer sound
East coast, west coast, they be phat
Those are some of the funniest "Tongue-in Cheek" lyrics that I have heard in a while.