Paris Hilton at a drunken muppet show....
Iron Maiden meets Misfits meets Muppet Show meets Monty Python
Lyrics
Jive Creatures:
Fire, the creatures started a fire, the ostrich went to retire
While smoking cigars in his hotel room tonight!
Earlier in the evening, the birds were drinking martinis
And then cut off! When eggs laid on the table tonight!
And then the bears they started dancing.. a little bit bolder each time
And then the goats they started prancing a little bit brighter they shined
And the animals they were wasted garnishing their G&T’s with lime!
Oh but it was the grandest party till the placed was crashed by the swine
Riot! The creatures started a riot… the hyenas started laughing
At Paris Hilton strangely in attendance tonight!
Earlier in the evening… Paris was drinking Bellinis then cut off!
When laid by the oxen tonight!
And the rave armadillos trancing.. a little bit higher each time
And then the yips they started chanting
A little bit louder than mine
And when my rat dog starts his ranting
I feel that I’m losing my mind
And with the baboons gallivanting
Then all of the creatures lost it tonight!
What will the ox do with Paris tonight?
Tired, the anteaters getting tired spending the night getting wired
On fire ants and the knats from the baboons tonight!
And Nick Carter took the ox on…
Gave him a little piece of his mind
And then on came the troop of gibbons
Nick Carter getting flashed their behinds!
But then the drunk bears broke fight up
If someone will just give them some wine
And the ox went to go songwrting
Write songs with the dead guy frome sublime
