Interstellar Dove Self Esteem Workshop
Iron Maiden meets Misfits meets Muppet Show meets Monty Python
Lyrics
And One Day…
Lamented about all the beer I’ve had,
And all the nachos that took me from fighting weight tonight….
What they don’t know,
Is the metal I provide will not fuel alien spacecraft
A fact lost on the aliens tonight
They captured me…
I know they had the best intentions, paving the road to hell
Dove interstellar self esteem workshop
I’m not all that bad, maybe put on 10 or 15 pounds,
But the aliens… were worried that I was really bummed out…
Metal to save their world : their planet is devoid of that…
Lost in translation… they thought the metal I was promising was of the pedigree they needed to fuel their spaceships tonight!
And they were worried in the event I can’t deliver they could not return to deliver metal to their homeworld….
Chorus:
And they were so worried
Enroll me in the workshop tonight
Hosted by Yoda
Feeling better about his wrinkles tonight
We talk about feelings
Jabba opened up to us tonight
The aliens feel
If I feel better about myself
Then I can provide them
With the metal they need to return
I tried to explain that
The metal that I provide them tonight
It won’t assist them
My metal won’t send them home
I’m not all that bad….
But try telling aliens that…
But the aliens are worried about my self esteem tonight
They think that my metal is the key to them returning home
They misconstrued what I meant by metal it isn’t what they thought…
My self esteem is fine
Pleas don’t subject me to the dove…
Interstellar self esteem workshop
There was this creature
It was sensitive about the fact that it didn’t fit into a black hole
Because it was too big tonight!
Chourus
And one day….. etc
