My friend Smiley and I decided to make a song for our friend Liz's birthday. Even though the song is basically just abuse, we love her really. All music and lyrics were written and composed by us, except of course Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart.
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Story behind the song
Happy Birthday, Liz!
Lyrics
Intro:
Liz, she is, a stupid fucking bitch
And, oh yes, she likes it in her sniz
Snizabeth,
She has real shitty breath
Gets high on crystal meth
She should be put to death
Oh dear, not again, Snizabeth's on the bend, she's a fuckin stupid bitch, put her life to an end
Happy birthday you fuck!
Chorus:
Liz, Liz, she likes it in her sniz
Whizz, jiz, it's the fuckin biz
Verse 1:
Who's the bitch that we all know
Who takes it deep in every hole
And when you're feeling sad and low
Liz's sniz is the place to go!
Chorus:
Liz, Liz, she likes it in her sniz
Whizz, jiz, it's the fuckin biz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Verse 2:
Her boobs are big, her heart is true
And she will make a man of you
She'll suck your balls, she likes it too,
Here's the solo, Liz fuck you!
Chorus:
Liz, Liz, she likes it in her sniz
Whizz, jiz, she makes love to her fist...
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz
Liz you take it in the ass
(In your pussy and your ass)
Every night and day
(night and day)
DVDA
What would Dean say?
(okay!)
Always got a new disease,
Baby please just close your knees
(smells like cheese)
Chlamydia and the clap
*clap*
Sucking on some dick just to score some crack
I heard from a friend of mine
(it was Paul)
That you like to take it hard from behind
Every day, all the time
Liz, don't you know being a whore is a crime
Always with more than one guy
Could be with your brother Si
(incest)
We gave you pink eye, oh no...
...We farted on your pillow
FUCK YOU LIZ
(shouting and random abuse)
LIZ, LIZ, LIZ, LIZ
SHE'S...
A...
FUCK...
ING...
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
Clown music - Entrance of the Gladiators (with every sound Liz hates)