Lyrics
I tell ya'bout my hometown, in case you ever wondered,
I give you the breakdown, a place you can't discover.
We got pimento cheese, and yeah we got plumbers.
In every elf colony, we're running by the numbers.
We got our own schools and of course toy makers,
We got swimming pools and we got cookie bakers,
We got play stations and we make 'em ourselves,
Yeah we got fried chicken and we got Taco Bell.
You might not think about us up until December,
But along comes Christmas and you'll stop to remember.
If there's ever been a place you never find boring,
It's deep in the woods, of the Mystified Forest.
I GOT DA BOOM!!
He's an elf on his own, he's an elf all alone,
He's the only elf traveling with a microphone.
He's the coolest elf to the depth of unknown.
The King of Christmas Crunk singing songs to singalong,
Strugglin' with his troubles and the record deal he wants.
Yeah, Rob's a rapper all-pro I suppose,
He had ta move from the Pole befo' his toes froze,
And it don't matter which pole cause they're both cold,
If I done told ya once, then now you're twice told,
Robby busts rhymes with a TKO.
Robby's half man, and despite the circumstance,
Yeah, Robby's born half-elf back in Michigan.
I GOT THE BOOM!!
Now I wanna talk about something that bothers me,
I'm having some trouble creating my identity,
One thing ticks me off and I hope you understand,
Sometimes when I go out people call me Peter Pan,
I'm not a leprechaun, or from Pakistan,
I'm not a Mexican, Colombian, or Puerto Rician.
I'm not asian, what can't you understand,
Tell you what I am, half-elf & half man.
Too cold's the Northland, had to move south man,
Beyond the meadowland, past no man's land,
Towards Dixieland, to Prince Rupert's land
Reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' Walking Winter Wonderland.
I GOT DA BOOM!!
