He Was Born Without Ears And Has Lisp, Need I Say More?
iLLest PunchLine/BattLe Emcee EVER!
Lyrics
Me: Sin TensionaL Is It?
Sin: Yeth Thir
Me: Aww, Ur Lisp Is So Cute, Ok, We're Going To Conduct A Hearing Test Today. [Sin: Ok] Just Put These Headphones On And Your Gonna Hear Beeps Back And Forth From Each Side Of Your Ears, Just Raise Your Left Or Right Hand Depending On What Side It Beeps On, Ok?
Sin: Ok
Me: Uhh Sir, I Haven't Started The Beeps Yet, pLease Put Ur Hand Down.
Sin: Thowwy Thir, I Wath Born Without Eaths.
Me: What Are Eaths?
Sin: You Know, Eaths.
Me: I'm Not Sure XactLy What Ur TryinSayin Sir.
Sin: I WAS BORN WITHOUT EATHS, Tupid, Eaths Eaths, You Know Eaths.
Me: Ohhhh, Ears.
Me: WoW, ReaLLy, Is That Even PossibLe?
Sin: Yea
Me: Are They DetachabLe, You Know Can You Take Em Off?
Sin: Yea Watch . . . POP!
Me: OH SHIT! Umm, Put Ears Back On Sir
Sin: I Hate You So Much Scion
Verse:
My Punches Come In Three's, You Can CaLL Em Sick TriLogy's/
You Got In Rap Cuz Ur HANDICAPPED, But StiLL Don't Have DISS-ABILITIES/
My Quick AgiLities Are Comin Fast To sLap This Kid/
Why CaLL UrseLf SIN TENSIONAL, When At Birth You Were CaLLed ACCIDENT!
Quit Rappin Kid i'LL Crack Yah Ribs And Use A Piece To sLash Yah Wrists/
Tryin To Punk Me, I Doubt It, i'LL Reverse The Shit Like Ashton Did/
You Envy Me In Rappin Kid, I'm Tired Time To Rip You/
Wanna Watch Dumbo With Me, You Can Bring Ur Ears aLong With You/
HaHa . . . I Keep Punchin On This Bastid TiLL This Fake Is Dead/
Then Rip Off His Ears And MispLace Em Like Mr. Potatoe Head/
You Have No Ears, No Life, No GirL, No Inner WeaLth/
Your Bout To Move To A TraiLor And You Go Lisp, Just Go KiLL UrseLf/
Sins A Fuckin Textcee, I Don't Need Nothin To Scorch Em/
Leave The GoLden Ring, Or Get KILLED IN THIS BITCH Like A Fuckin ABORTION/
You ActuaLLy Thought You WouLd Win, WTF Are You Dumb?/
This BattLe's OVA Like Tha Last Crew You Got The Boot From/
