I'm not satisfied with the way things are...
took some cow manure and put it in my car...
some 'monium nitrate and toxic waste...
went drivin' down to some federal place...
I'n not satisfied with the way things been...
took an envelope and a safety pin...
rigged it up and licked it shut...
sent it off to the Pizza Hut...
cause I like my pizza with American cheese....
and I don't buy cars thats Japanese...
Won't give my money to the taxman...
and I refuse to eat the blue M&Ms..
I say, I'm a militia man....
American patriot extraordinaire...
blow up whatever I can...
I want the government out of my hair!!
Me and the boys gonna have some fun...
with camouflage and a Tommy gun...
Take a class in bomb makin' one-o-one...
And take the subsidy check and run.
We all like family down on the farm...
makin' babies and cow shit bombs...
Don't go in for much fixin and fussin'...
And Billy Jo just married his cousin.
Raisin' kids up the Christian way...
Bible study and NRA...
Keepin' em way from the liberal left...
Then shoot it out with the ATF.
I say, I'm a militia man....
American patriot extraordinaire...
blow up whatever I can...
I want the government out of my hair!!
