I'm a Hottie in a Big Fat body
Parody of Fall Out Boy's 'It's Not A Scene, It's an Arms Race'
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
Well, many of us (me included) knows how it feels to be 'big boned', it's how you handle it:)
Lyrics
I go to clubs dancing
Without you, because you think that I'm not your type
And you hate my hair, and my ego
As long as the crowds keeps watching
I know I'm the hottest man here, yeah
I'm a hottie, trapped in a troll's body
I'm really lean, underneath this belly
Dressed like a king, though it does not fit me
I never look in the mirror
When I get dressed
I'm fine in my head
And after you drink you'll believe what I said,
Believe what I said
Fast food's my best friend
But you all will see that I'm one hunky man
I'm one hunky man
I tried to lose weight, but then gave up
(Cause I'm pretty sexy)
some say I've too much junk in my trunk
(and those tight clothes they make me shudder)
In secret you're wishing you were in my jeep
Dreaming 'bout my lips, or jaws
Or, perhaps my T-t-t-tummy
I'm a cutie, in a fat dude's body
At heart twenty, Just a number, trust me
Six pack you'll see, It's beneath this flubby
I'll take you home
To meet my mother
I'm a lovely man
And beneath these thighs I'm really quite a catch
I am quite a catch
I am never bland
I can take you to my strobe light, yes I can
Please give me a chance
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
All the guys who've been rejected over blub
And all the gals who aren't twigs and have flab hang out
Scream, because my voice went out
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(So true)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Rolls are so cool)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Say it proud)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
(Oh, oh)
I'm a hottie, Stuck in a big body
Not a slender man
But you know in secret that you want me bad
You want me so bad
You may take a pass
but one day I swear that you will wish you had
you will wish you had
