About smearing a little poo mustache on your chick's face
Porno-sleaze rock
Just when you thought it was safe to watch porn again...Guitar-slingin' porn sleaze from Delaware...
Lyrics
FIRST YOU TAKE YOUR BIG FAT HOG
AND SHOVE IT WHERE SHE MAKES LOGS
THEN AFTER RAMMING HER ASS FOR AN HOUR OR TWO
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO
PULL OUT YOUR FATTIE AND LOOK ON DOWN
USE YOUR FINGER AND SWAB SOME SHITTY BROWN
JUST IGNORE THE FART SHE RIPS
THEN TAKE THAT SHIT AND SMEAR IT ABOVE HER LIPS
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS
TRUST ME, SHE LOVES THE DIRTY SANCHEZ
ONE TIME I WAS BANGING THIS WHORE
IN A JANITOR'S CLOSET, ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR
SHE SCREAMED MY NAME, SHE YELLED, SHE SWORE
SHE SAID HER PUSSY COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
SO I GRIPPED MY SHAFT AND PULLED ON OUT
AND SAID NOW YOUR ASS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT
BEFORE SHE COULD OBJECT, I SLID MY DICK IN
LET HER KNOW THAT THE SANCHEZ WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS
TRUST ME, SHE LOVES THE DIRTY SANCHEZ
HER CHEEKS THEY SLAP TOGETHER AS I GO
SHE'S GETTING INTO IT, BUT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW
THAT I'M GEARING UP FOR THAT SPECIAL TIME
WHEN IT'S HER TURN TO WEAR THAT FUCKING SLIME
I'M RAILING HER HARD NOW, I'M GONNA LET LOOSE
I FIRE OFF A SHOT AND PULL OUT OF THE COOZE
MY DICK'S ALL BROWN, SO I GRAB HER BY HER HIPS
FLIP HER OVER AND SMEAR SHIT ON HER LIPS
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS
TRUST ME, SHE LOVES THE DIRTY SANCHEZ
Music by RAMROD, Lyrics by Sammy
To see a Dirty Sanchez go to www.evildave.com
