“Snippety-Snip” © 2008 Beth Williams- BMI-Moker Jarrett-ASCAP Was tired of making of babies Belly button’d gone MIA Every time we pulled the goalie “One Shot” hubby made the play So I told him it was his turn For this responsibility I said “Gotta get the snippety-snip If you want to sleep with me.” Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz! Snippety snip…I know you’re worried your boys will not be pleased Snippety snip…I promise you’ll be fine, with a bag of frozen peas In every sense I had him By the balls, but just in case I said, remember…. John Wayne Bobbitt? He said “let’s just cut to the chase” Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz! Snippety snip…I know you’re worried your boys will not be pleased Snippety snip…I promise you’ll be fine, with a bag of frozen peas Bridge: Snippety snip had been the price on his head But I took the “No Trespassing” sign off the bed Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz! Snippety snip…I am so grateful you are finally shooting blanks…. Snippety snip…Come have your way with me I want to show my thanks! Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz! Snippety snip…I am so grateful you are finally shooting blanks…. Snippety snip…Come have your way with me I want to show my thanks! Snippety snip… Snippety snip…
