DieN2LivE & Biz Markie - 'Just A Friend (RR)'
RR = Rosie remix.. My love relationship with Rosie O'Donnell... Enjoy the story.. Read lyrics & Follow along
Lyrics
[Verse][1][DieN2LivE]
I woke up on a Saturday, doing what I do
average day, no school and the whether's kinda cool
so I put on my sweat pants, start lookin' on the tube
flippin' through the channels, and I land right on The View
and then, who do I see? it's the beautiful piece
really lovely, kinda chubby but she'll do it for me
so I found my crush, - it's the beautiful beast
Rosie O'Donnell, I bet she got some wonderful feet
mmmm.. the things that I would do to her feet
so I yelled out to my mom "get my lubricant please!"
50 seconds later - after I was finished
I had to meet this chick, I really had to get up in it
so I went on the computer, with the interest
of going on a site, to buy a one way plane ticket
I needed this collasol lady in my bed,
so when I clicked "purchase" I was singing in my head
[Hook][x3][Biz Markie]
Oh baby, you, you got what I need
but you say he's just a friend,
oh you say he's just a friend..
[Verse][2][DieN2LivE]
skip ahead a couple months and days, it was great
going out with the lady that I surely had to date
we're alike in every way, no complaints
just my pig-of-a-girlfriend, err.. My wonderful mate
but I guess I didn't know what was coming next
Ms. O'Donell was using me to get back at her ex
or to have the baddest of tests in the most savage of sex
to see if she could last, does that sound accurate? Yes..
half of it, she mastered the most classiest head
after it, we had to check the mattress was intact with the bed
I guess she couldn't handle me cashin' her check
every evening, but I couldn't get off her ass n' her breasts
I guess I'm happy she left, but actually
I'm mad that she couldn't handle all the rashes she'd get
later though, I got the actual news from her friends
there was no ex, 'cause of me she went n' turned lesbian
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