Hi there all you cyberkiddies. First off, if you managed to find this page all on your own, you've been searching the web for far too long. GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THE SUN! (Don't look at it directly of course.) I make sounds that please me, and I hope that they please others as well. I had a larger collection of really sh***y music on MP3.com but they are corrupt bastards, and after limiting me to only having three songs on display, they limited me to having no songs at all, as the site shut down in it's entirety.