"How Ya Gonna Do It If Ya Can't Get To It"
(2006 Beckley/Siegel)
Big booty Judy had a sweet little coochie
That turned all the skinny boys on
Man, she could dance in her hot leather pants
Leave 'em pantin' 'til the break of dawn
Fat slobby Bobby had food as a hobby
'Til the night he met Miss J
Now they're back at the farm in each other's arms
Rollin' around in the hay
Chorus:
How ya gonna do it if ya can't get to it
Somebody could get hurt
How ya gonna do it if ya can't get to it
Any way that works
Weird whiskey Willie had a girl named Millie
They both drank a little too much
They'd grow little horns when they got on the corn
And pass out makin' love
Chorus:
How ya gonna do it if ya can't get to it
Somebody could get hurt
How ya gonna do it if ya can't get to it
Any way that works
Bridge:
Now me, myself, and I have been givin' you the eye
Since you walked in this place
But your boyfriend's tough, bet he'd kick my butt
And rearrange my face
Chorus:
How we gonna do it if we can't get to it
Somebody could get hurt
How we gonna do it if we can't get to it
Any way that works
