Lyrics
[Chorus]
If I was In a position of power
If... I... Ruled... The... World
I'd end ambitions that's sour,
and try to rid the kids from the sniffs of the powder
{and again}
If I was In a position of power
If... I... Ruled... The... World
put up bigger twin f*** in' towers,
and keep up the middle finger to the b*** es and cowards
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[Verse 1]
imagine the shock, the voting crowd has to watch,
"The New President of the United States... Ben Laudenbach"
Trace, with a crown on top, not literally, figuratively,
they sit down in shock, kids talk as mothers and fathers squat,
to their level and lock minds, reassuring their safety,
'cause I'm not shapely, it's a curse from who made me,
maybe that's why I get slanted eyes and curses from angry,
men and ladies, before even my curtains are raising,
I was just a person chasing a dream of his, I seen the pits,
now free from it, don't want you to even receive the gist,
of it, or be a subject, f*** that,
it's not a g-spot, you don't want to hit that rough patch,
rather you hit fresh cut grass
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[Verse 2]
Can you see from the nose bleeds? I'm at the podium
lookin' a lil bloated, it's prolly the sodium,
first the oath I sung, distracted with A.D. like imodium,
see em quote my tongue, some struggle- lungs' black as opium,
hopin' it won't be my only run, a livin testament,
"Thank you America for makin' me your 45th President
and I will uphold my integrity, honor and detriment,
promises I've made and stress-I've-meant
I don't expect to forget as I make the transition,
in addition this is for you who put me in this position,
For your kids when sick, you can't afford the paid admission,
and it's been taking months to get state assistance,
For all the poor who join gangs, flippin' the crack when,
no jobs are available to deter criminal action,
and the taxes... it's time to cut, slit the former-
-plan where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer,
this is for ya"
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[Verse 3]
I sip the bottle of water, and continue my speech,
"For all the unemployed people strugglin to eat,
For all the middle class parents working two jobs,
in order to keep their entire family under a roof top,
I will not let you down though it will be no easy feat,
when the world is at war and the economys weak,
but look as I speak, the power's in the chooser,
God Bless You All and I look forward to our future,"
I step from behind the podium, wave to the crowd,
accept the applause, successful taste in my mouth,
and just when I'm 'bout / to turn a sudden rush I get,
a gunmen opened fire, "The Presidents just been hit"
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