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Turtle's Myrtle
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Improvised hit single featuring the wonderful Drummerboy.
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The Maraca Project is a 3 piece supergroup that plays the best World Fusion around Harlem, Maine.
Two men of different sides dead in a vicious Harlem (Maine) scooter gang fight in 1981 -- those men were reincarnated in 1987 into two unbelievably talented maraca-playing lifeforms. Since the moment they met each other at the new age of 5 in 1992, they have been creating music with their guitar wielding dog, Broseph. This is their music.
Song Info
Genre
World World Fusion
Charts
Peak #115
Peak in subgenre #14
Author
Maraca Project
Uploaded
January 03, 2004
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MP3 1.8 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
The song is about an alligator that unfortunately gets trapped in an elevator. True story -- his name was Jerry.
Lyrics
Start... La, mm, oh yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah oh yeah Why do you have to hate the ESG? Why do you have to hate me? You're Turtle...that's...myrtle Why do you have to hate everyone Who scootered around, the ground I hate you, ugh, ow Microphones hit my face all the time But I don't cry to my mama like you You foo' I hate you for EVER You're never gonna like me And I'm never gonna like you I just like Brendan and Kevin and Dylan and everyone else in the ESG I'm bending my knees, Everytime I sing this song I bend my knees Everytime I sing this song I smile with glee 'Cause I hate Turtle...like myrtle I'm gonna murder him everyday I hate Turtle with a passion for fashion, like Barbie Dolls everyday, everyway He's GAY, BYE, G2G Gotta go Turtle, you're done No more fun Bye Turtle, you're no more You're so boring You can't scooter...ing, no more With the ESG, it's where you wanna be but you can't be there! You don't got the right hair Or the right lifestyle You can run 100 miles But you'll never be in the ESG You're too smelly la la la la la la la la la la lala la la la la This is a happy song Because we're talking about, uh, how much we hate Turtle Wow! I hate Turtle! I hate turtles named Michael Thurlow! Oh baby! Oh baby, please! Why won't you just tell me! Why you hate Turtle! I hate Turtle! I hate Turtle! Baby baby please, just tell me All right, is that... I hate Turtle So much Everyday Everyway Everynow And then, till the end Awesome, that sounded like a good song
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