Dipper is a bear cub, around 13 years old. Not the most obedient bear, but he's far from a terror. Here he sings of his recent exploits. A parody of "Calypso" by John Denber
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To sail all my boats inside the bathtub
I stopped up the drain and the overflow too
The water ran over and out of the bathroom
It dripped down the stairs and now what do I do?
I used all the guest towels and wouldn't you know it,
My mother comes home from the grocery store
Aye, canniption, my mother just had one
You don't want to seem 'em
Bill Cosby was right
Aye, canniption, I wish I had missed it
My backside is sore I won't
Sit down tonight
On the first day of sixth grade
I worn my new clothing
My mom had just bought me. It looked like a suit
But the boys in my class were the worst sort of nimrods
And they had the nerver just to say I looked cute
We met on the playground
And after the tussle
My knees were all ripped and my
Jacket was torn
Aye, canniption, my mom had another
The sight of her skull will send
Chills down your spine
Aye, canniption, I promise to be good
Because if I don't I'll be doing hard time
Aye, canniption, my mother just had one
You don't want to seem 'em
Bill Cosby was right
Aye, canniption, I wish I had missed it
My backside is sore I won't
Sit down tonight
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