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Peak #1,167
Peak in subgenre #560
Author
PG/MB/TF
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PG/MB/TF
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October 17, 2016
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Story behind the song
this was an assignment but come on... this is the shit
Lyrics
I Need a Girl Part III – Monika feat. Todd & Paul
Todd: This is for the A we better be getting
Monika: Yeah
Paul: Yeah dude, come on, right here
P: Monika
M: Todd
T: And the rhyme master himself, Paul Gitnik
M & T: Someone who truly understands, Newton is the man
This is what I need
P: I keep thinking of you
Unless I’m affected by an outside force (T: force force force)
We're two projectiles moving
Along the same course
P: I'll lay 1000 N of hugs on you
Make you accelerate 2 m/s squared
Cause you're fat, P.H.A.T. (T: No, he didn’t)
I’m down with that, are you down with me? (M: Oh yeah)
P: We work together
The force of our love times the distance we've come
So get over here and give me some (T: Unhh)
P: Hey Todd, (T: What) remember that game
In which we memorized everyone's names?
T: Yeah I do, Paul, Yeo-Joo likes to draw
P: No, she likes to paint, (M & T: Duh) duh
M: Paul you're stupid, Todd shut up
You’ll miss the chorus, it’s coming up
M & T: What I need
Is a pretty woman next to me
(P: Pretty woman, yeah)
To share the laws of energy
(P: Share the laws)
And girl most importantly
(P: Most importantly, yeah)
Someone who truly understands, Newton is the man (P: Newton)
This is what I need
P: But the speed of our love is relative
Let's get married, invite all our relatives
My velocity is always in your direction
Cause girl I want more than just affection
P: Our PE is equal to the work we put in
Never believe our love's a sin
If you were a cat I would make you purr
Cause I like the way you do it right thurr
P: Todd Fitzgerald (T: yeah that's me)
P: Raises his hand usually
With the right, wrong, and the funny (T: Hahaha) answer
T: Participation please, Paul you're a good dancer
T: Girl what the heck is on your mind?
(P: What the heck?)
Why study physics all the time?
M: Is getting A's such a crime?
(P: No, it’s not. No, it’s not)
I study hard and I’ll get mine
(P: Yes you will. Yes you will)
I forgot my line
(P: It’s alright, honey)
Paul, help me out with a rhyme
(P: No problem, I’m right here)
That's really what I need
M & T: Is a pretty woman next to me
(P: Pretty woman, yeah)
To share the laws of energy
(P: Share the laws)
And girl most importantly
(P: Most importantly, yeah)
Someone who truly understands, Newton is the man (P: Newton)
This is what I need
P: Our static friction was overcome
When we started (T & P: moving along)
Monika you always make me numb (T: I can’t feel anything)
That’s why I wrote you this song
P: I gravitate towards you
10 times faster than the earth's gravitational pull (T: That’s pretty hard)
That’s ten times 9.8
Girl this must be (M & P: fate)
P: You’re the constant of my life
Stop trying to force it all
Cause I’ll spring back spring back (T: spring)
Spring back, spring back (M & T: Boing, boing)
T: Paul, break it down
P: I will in a second, yo
f=ma, vt=d
v divided by a=t oooh-weee (P: Sang it!)
½ of kx2=work of a spring
This stuff, isn't hard
It ain't no thing
½mv2 for kinetic
I’m getting so ill
Somebody better call a medic (T: Oooh! P: Yeah it was pretty good)
This song's crazy
And the beat is phat
Not as phat as you
P & M: Take that
P: What I need
M & T: Is a pretty woman next to me
(P: Pretty woman, yeah)
To share the laws of energy
(P: Share the laws)
And most importantly
(P: Most importantly, yeah)
Someone who truly understands, Newton is the man (P: Isaac)
This is what I need
P: What? Unh… Newton is the man… Newton!!!
T: Oh, you’re crazy now, Paul
P: Yeah!
T: You’re crazy
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