Lyrics
La la la la la la
Deep in the woods, beyond the hills
Live blue little elves, who we watch for thrills!
Smurfalicious definition
To be blue and dandy
I'm building Clockwork
And I fixed the dock Smurf cause I'm Handy
Sometimes Slouchy, sometimes Grouchy
"I hate couches!", "I hate ouchies!"
Drive you crazy, when I'm Lazy
Helping Vanity pick daisies
Smurfalicious
(So fictitious)
And sometimes I'm mischievous
But don't you be suspicious
Cause I won't get malicious
Never vicious
(Laaaaa...)
Friends with Pewit and Johan
And I'll be Baker for dessert
For some flan, or bon bons
(La la la la la la)
Smurfalicious
(I feel blue)
Smurfalicious
(I'm living in a mushroom)
Smurfalicious
(Gargamel wants to seal our doom)
I'm Smurfalicious
(Sm-sm-sm-sm-Smurfy, Smurfy)
Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff
People think I'm Greedy stealin
Pies from Baker's back ledge
The chicks all call me Jokey
There's a surprise in my package
(BOOM!)
I'm the S to the M, U, R, the F, the Y
And all the forest creatures know why I'm so fly
I'm Smurfalicious
(So exquisite)
Go right because I'm lefty
I be up in the gym
Lift weights because I'm Hefty
When he clinches
(Ooh wee)
In height I'm just three inches
And you would have to be a dork
To watch crocks like the Snorks
(La la la la la la)
Smurfalicious
(Sing La La)
Smurfalicious
(Harmony's trumpet rock, rocks)
Smurfalicious
(I've got Smurfette here on my jock)
I'm Smurfalicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check me out
Baby, I won't stop ya
Honey, come to Papa!
Wine me with Smurfberries
And I might share cherry
I'll do something zany
Make the day get rainy
And you all will blame me
Just because I'm Brainy!
R, to the A, to the G-I-N-G, there's Raging Smurf
D, to the R, to the U-N-K-Y, Drunky Smurf and
B, to the O, to the O-T-Y, there's Booty Smurf
To the A, to the S, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Smurfette!
Everytime I turn around only guys are found
Always tryin to get in my gown, reachin for my
Smurf!
I want to get hot and steamy with a Smurf that's hot and Dreamy
Sneak in a shroom while they're workin on the dam
Thought I had it with Sporty till I found out he cheated
Had affairs with Hogatha screwed me good then retreated
Chased by Gargamel, and his mangy red cat Asrael
Cause they think I'm delicious
(So delicious)
But they are too ambitious
And if you're superstitious
Fairy Smurf grants three wishes
She's capricious
(Laaaa...)
DJ Smurf loves to rock, rock
Playin music to the flock and
They're lined up down the block
La la la la la la
I am not officious
French Maid Smurf cleans the house
Mops the floor does the dishes
I say curses
(Ooh wee)
Network tv it's shock, shock
They might not like it, call it shlock
I'll continue to mock
(La la la la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious
B-B-B-B-B-Big Mouth Hungry!
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious, sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-
(La la la la)
C, to the L, to the U-M-S-Y, I'm Clumsy like
F, to the E, to the R-G-I-E, just like Fergie
A, to the D, to the H-D Smurf oh, look pretty lights!
F, to the U, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)
To the B, to the O, to the Y-T-O-Y Boytoy Smurf
To the Z, to the O, to the M-B-I-E Zombie Smurf
To the H, to the O, to the M-E-L-Y Homely Smurf
To the S, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)
H, to the O, to the B-B-I-T, Arwen Smurf
K, to the L, to the E-P-T-O, Klepto Smurf
K, to the R, to the I-S-T-I, Kristi Smurf and
B, to the I, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)
To the P, to the O, to the E-T hmmm...what rhymes with Smurf?
To the F, to the A, to the R-M-E-R Farmer Smurf
To the B, to the O, to the I-S-E they've got Smurf Turf
To the P, to the E, to the, to the,
Very nice Jeff. Of course, this is immediately going in as my song of the day for 11/9/09. Check it out tomorrow morning on my Song of the Day blog -- http://medemia.blogspot.com Made me laugh multiple times throughout the entire thing.