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The Living Teddy Bear--Matthias feat. Jeff Reuben
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Lyrics by Matthias, Vocals by Jeff Reuben. Parody of Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Genre
Podcasts Parody
Charts
Peak #23
Peak in subgenre #10
Author
Matthias
Uploaded
March 11, 2010
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MP3 3.9 MB 128 kbps 4:15
Story behind the song
Be careful what you wish for
Lyrics
(You should be careful Of what you wish for) Tommy moved away from his buds Such a depressed tyke A stuffed bear named Judda019s His friend, One friend Santa heard this small child say a01CI wish Judd were alive so we could go and play Dear God, Dear Goda01D He went and granted Toma019s wish, but Judda019s not nice Hea019s getting into trouble, and the curtains are sliced In the clam chowder adds his own a01Cspicea01D Oh God! Hea019s the Anti-Christ!!! Whoa! Now Tom is scared! Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Barbiea019s head Nailed to a chair! Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Tommy needs a shotgun and glock On his Etch-A-Sketch a Pentagram Is chalked (No bluff, Mischeif) Sacrificing Tommya019s Gameboy A hex he recites To the devil Tommy is annoyed (Damn toy!) Judd turned the Toy Box into a shrine He raised a toast to Satan and he drank all dada019s wine On Beanie Baby skulls he dines Oh No! Show this on Dateline!!! Whoa! A kid's nightmare Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Chuckya019s bland Nothing in compare Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Satana019s Teddy Bear!!! Although he looks like Winnie The Pooh If you sleep at night youa019ll be used in Voodoo Whoa! Satanic glare Whoa! Hear him cuss and swear Pray for help From that Buzz Lightyear Whoa! Living Teddy Bear! Whoa! Hea019s Hitlera019s heir Whoa! Toys beyond repair! Make a wish But please beware Of... The Living Teddy Bear! (Fade out into blackness)
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