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Author was having a great time shooting pool and dancing with his wife and a punk asked her to dance , she said no and he called her a b*** . Author beat him up.
Lyrics
WOKE UP IN A JAIL CELL IN MY HOME TOWN
GOT ME A BIG BLACK EYE AND Ia019M FEELIN PRETTY DOWN
WHILE I WAS KILLIN TIME ON A BENCH IN THE COUNTY JAIL
I WAS HOPING MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD SHOW UP WITH MY BAIL
YEA Ia019M SCHEDULED TO SEE THE JUDGE IN ABOUT AN HOUR
HAVENa019T EVEN COMBED MY HAIR OR HAD A SHOWER
NOT GONNA LIE Ia019LLTELL THE TRUTH
I a019LL STAND RIGHT UP AND Ia019LL SHOWa019EM MY MISSING TOOTH
JUDGE WE WAS LAUGHIN SO HARD I WAS BUSTIN A STITCH
WHEN THIS PUNK GOT IN MY FACE AND HE SAID YOUR GIRLS A b***
YOU KNOW JUDGE WHERE I COME FROM THEM ARE FIGHTING WORDS
AND I COULDa019NT LET MY GIRL THINK I WAS A COWARD
THATa019S WHY I GOT IN A FIGHT OVER MY GIRL LAST NIGHT
YEA GOT REAL MAD AND HIT THE BASTARD WITH A LIGHTING RIGHT
YOUR HONOR I LOVE MY GIRL MORE THAN YOU KNOW
SO I PLEAD INNOCENT LET ME GO
WELL Ia019M NOT GONNA LIE Ia019LLTELL THE TRUTH
I a019LL STAND RIGHT UP AND Ia019LL SHOWa019EM MY MISSING TOOTH
JUDGE WE WAS LAUGHIN SO HARD I WAS BUSTIN A STICH
WHEN THIS PUNK GOT IN MY FACE AND IT SAID YOUR GIRLS A b***
JUDGE WHERE I COME FROM THEM ARE FIGHTING WORDS
I COULDa019NT LET MY GIRL THINK I WAS A COWARD
THATa019S WHY I GOT IN A FIGHT OVER MY GIRL LAST NIGHT
I GOT REAL MAD AND I HIT THE BASTARD WITH A LIGHTING RIGHT
YOUR HONOR I LOVE MY GIRL MORE THAN YOU KNOW
SO I PLEAD INNOCENT PLEASE LET ME GO
I WAS REAL GLAD WHEN THE JUDGE SET ME FREE
I THINK IT WILL BE SMART OF ME JUST TO STICK TO ICE TEA
I THINK IT WILL BE SMART OF ME JUST TO STICK TO ICE TEA
