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Bill and Nick rap about subbing.
hiphop rap beats hot positive kong bill ratio nizzy p joe factor nathan the pathan nason anton jones jiffer ponch porkrhymez
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The Legend of Kong consists of the four Peterson brothers Nizzy P, Bill Ratio, Joe Factor, and Nathan the Pathan. They also have the one and only Kong, the fres
"The Eighth Wonder of the World" was released in 2006. "Chrome Steel" will be released in September of 2008 along with a re-releasing of "The Eighth Wonder of the World."
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Genre
Hip-Hop • Positive Vibes
Charts
Peak #589
Peak in subgenre #30
Author
Bill Ratio, Nizzy P
Rights
2010 Kong Records
Uploaded
April 06, 2010
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:20
Lyrics
Verse 1: Aesop always callin' me This is my job because i majored in geography Hey, I'm the substitute teacha, nice to meetcha If you crazies misbehave i won't hesitate to beatcha (just kidding) all the screaming's got me tired, the caffine has got me wired But i can't really be fired cuz i was never really hired You ask me a question AND i answer i guess i can You won't catch me stressin' man, i don't read the lesson plan My reading level's kinda low so i'll just tell you the truth Whether first grade or 12th, i read 'em Dr. Seuss My math's a little rusty but i sho will try And though i'm no good at science i can show 'em Bill Nye Where's the staff bathroom? i won't use these stalls And i'm not using a urinal that's 2 feet tall What they call prep time, i call time for a nap Leave my mess in the microwave, i'm not coming back Hook: I'm the substitute I'm a sub for you I'll be showin' up When you're throwin' up I'm the substitute Always comin' through You can Dail me up When you have die - ree- uh Verse 2: Aesop is calling and I'll answer if I'm able I'm gonna spit a tale but you know it's not fable Gonna sub till I drop, be sure that you heard this Climbin to the top of all your preferred lists Little kids, big kids, don't matter who you be Kindergarten, high school they still call me Mr P "Mr P, Mr P, Mr P I have to pee" I can help you write your name or tutor you in chemistry Girl asks me if I'm married, got embarrassed because then She tells me that her teacher's lookin for a new husband Monitoring lunch and I'm startin to wilt I didn't take this job to open cartons of milk Don't know what I doin but I can't let em see Or else the kids'll try and take advantage of me Make a line, please don't whine, don't act like a bunch of swine If you say you pooped your pants I'll just tell you that you're fine
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