Early work i saved and fell a little in love with
im a insane man dancing in your tears so they may south you - now there is a bad job but what are you honna do? stop the dance? it cant be stopped since the sun
Story behind the song
The following are excerpts from federal employee performance evaluations.
* "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
* "His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."
* "This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
* "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
* "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change feet."
* "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
* "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
* "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
* "This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be."
* "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
* "This employee should not be allowed to breed."
Lyrics
UNSORTED SCATTERED FACTS
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
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