Parody of a well known genre.. and since I'm Irish, I can do that.
Spoken word/Modern Flim-Flam
There isn't much to be said than what is said inside these walls, so look to the voice that is heard.
Story behind the song
Eh, was bored.. Wanted to see if I could spontaneously spit out lyrics to an Irish folk tune.. that was fun. Kinda sped my voice up there, for any of you paying attention. :)
Lyrics
And so...
I left my home and my family
When I still just a boy
They took me round the back
And beat me like a toy
I said to them
"Ya know, one day I'll be big and strong,
and when you come round, I'm gonna kick you in the dong."
Chorus:
And that's another reason why I left old Irele.
And so I went off into the world
Because I was a bit of a lad
But you know, when you're happy
You damn well better be glad
And I went off and had me wife Amy
And she was a bit of a shrew
But when you get married without the love
What good could you possibly do
Chorus-
And the days went from better to worse
As days tend to do
I didn't know what I was gonna do with AmyTheShrew
She went off and married a man named Freddy George
Who I didn't like to begin with
And that's when he came into my house
And you know what he said
He said to me, the bloody bastard, you know what he said!?
"Ello luv, umm,we're just having a bit of a go..erm.umm.. Hi, how you doing, mate? Good to see you."
And I bloody well said to him, in my strange, quirky way, I said:
"What are you doing here Freddy George? I didn't want you going round here...(gibber gabber)"
What the hell am I saying?? This is fricken madness over here!
Chorus-
And that was nearly the end of my tune
I couldn't come round and tame the shrew
But luckily we knew Mickey Muldoon
Who lived quietly with a quiet Platoon
Who came around and gave us a few dubloons
For being.. what we naturally are..
Which are bafoons.
And that was nearly the crappiest ryhme you've ever heard in your life.
So let's cue the chorus just one more time.
Come on gentlemen, come back!
Yes, bring it on!
And that's another reason why....(yeah!)
We left old Ireleeee...
(Haha.)
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