round 2 battle vs. imstein for soundclicks battle tourney... my lazy ass didnt have enough time for round 3 so i no-showed or i woulda been in the finals f*** it
mc trauma - the illest white boy since eminem... outta longmont, colorado biatch
mc muhfuckin trauma
Lyrics
First round, dropped a 5 minute diss just to plow em
For me bitch you gotta drop a whole fuckin album
Or get popped like valuum fool, and slapped too
Last time you had pussy duke, it had you
The one nut that you busted was a cashew
So you gettin served quick bitch like fast food
Wit the best flow reppin metro, more game than the retro
Only hood ya ever stuck ya head in, says Ecko
first round ya got killed so watch me pull this
Won when ox shitted on you, now thats bullshit
This is war bitch and you got fucked up by cattle
Yo your lifes on this line... suckin at battles
Using my rhymes, Imstein could spit nice
Or go back to gettin 'sonned' like Antonio McDyess
Fuck a mic, lets bet bitch--you aint got shit to say
Put ya money where ya mouth is, my dick got in the way
Youre fuckin gay, ya wack ass is gettin slapped back
You couldnt get a record deal wit 22 in blackjack
Thats that I'll leave ya ass flat wit phat shit
Best (w)rapper on ya demo tape was the plastic
Faggot, I'ma leave ya game spent
You rap like bankrupt mints, yo that shit don't make sense/cents
You sleepin on the pavement in ya parents basement
Whisperin... so ya pissed off dad don't make you pay rent
Lame ass muh'fucka... I got many offers
But you aint got a shot at the T/tee, like shitty golfers
Ya shit is awful, check it I'ma rep it cuz I reckon
You like Nicholas Cage yo, gone is 60 seconds
Like my records, fuck punchlines Imstein beware
E= I'ma leave this MC squared
You need a prayer cuz you fallin, fools I'ma gonna call it
The crowds givin you more boo's than alcoholics, muh'fucka
Check it imstein sound pissed like a bitch
With ya lisp when ya spittin ya diss like this
Ya chick, I don't hit ho's but I'll slap ya
Cuz I think I found the first homo rapper
Get smacked back, man you faggot ass wack cat
You got no fans, the crowd holds they clap back
Like rule, ya suck bitch and eye to eye I bust tighter
I'm taking you to school kid, like a bus driver
Fuck ya ghostwriter, man you aint make those songs
You a ruff ryder, cuz ya shit drags on
When gats drawn, I don't give a fuck whats up
Cuz ya suck... not as good as ya girl, she's a slut
I burn MC's, ya skills just won't grow
Ya strategys like half the tourney, just don't show
Ya just don't know, that ya fucked up flow
Is like how ya mind works, that shits slow
Ya blow, can't you see nobody's kickin trauma's ass?
Only stage you been on was in drama class
Got my knuckles brass, i'ma kick a lotta ass
You like me fuckin... always cuming last
When you bustin trash, come get ya ass kicked
Cuz I'm slept on... like a mattress
Wanna start shit, and try testin the hardest?
When ya sites a landfill, just a collection of garbage
Plus you aint shit, n you say that you spit
think I'm fuckin ugly? yeah when I'm raping ya bitch
Cuz nobody wanna see this wanna be try n beat me
Just don't show bitch, like porn on TV
I aint taking shit from some little kid
When the only lips that ya got are on his clit
Think you beatin me, ya cant be serious
I never thought I'd say this, Imstein's an idiot