Wrote my baby a sweet love letter
Told her all my hopes and dreams
She passed it ‘round to all her girlfriends
They all fell apart at the seams
“Girl you got him by the jeans”
Can’t tell you why, but it happens all the time
Just when I think it’s love, it stops right on a dime
Lock me up throw away the key I’m guilty
of the same old crime
I get stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty yeah
Took my baby on a trip to Paris
Showed her I was suave and debonair
She ditched me at the Eiffel tower
Hooked up with some French millionaire
(that sure 'nuff hurt)
Jean Claude Pierre or some sh**t
Can’t tell you why, but it happens all the time
Just when I think it’s love, it stops right on a dime
Lock me up throw away the key I’m guilty
of the same old crime
I get stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty yeah
Just when I think I got it made
She turns the table and I’m played
Over and over again
When will she see that I’m her man
When will she finally understand
You’re just so vicious, baby
Can’t tell you why, but it happens all the time
Just when I think it’s love, it stops right on a dime
Lock me up throw away the key I’m guilty
of the same old crime
I get stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty
Stupid in the face of beauty yeah