An alternative national anthem. Appropriate for use in all Scottish pubs.
Lyrics
I come from land where men wear skirts
With nothing underneath
Through hail and snow
When fierce winds blow
We stand proud and clench our teeth,
From castles in highland glens
To ramshackle butt and bens
We moan and complain,
Because from Aberdeen
To Gretna Green
We're never far from rain.
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Scotland I love you
Your haggis and iron brew
Braveheart be thy motto,
Here I will stay
To my dying day
Unless I win the lotto.
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The purple heather decks the mountains
Rivers run crystal clear
My place of birth
Paradise on earth
Till the blood sucking midges appear,
From championship golf courses
To highly complex divorces
We always welcome strangers,
But we curse and swear
And tempers flare
When Celtic play Rangers.
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.repeat chorus.
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With this wee dram, I raise my hand
Here's to you my bonnie Scotland.
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.repeat chorus.
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